Scientific Breakthrough: Cure for sexually transmitted diseases found!

Apparently, all herpes needed was a little hope and change.

Now, they don’t exactly claim to cure STD’s, but I wouldn’t be suprised if they did. I mean, if Obama can do all the things that his followers claim, I don’t see why this should be beyond his lightworking powers.

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is “outta sight” in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special … later.

You learn something new every day. Apparently Obama is bringing change to not only the party lines, but also panty lines too (see that kids? classic pun in action). However, let it be clear that I’m all in favor of a group of “panty-minimalists”, just as long as they are anti-pants as well…and moderately attractive.

Honestly though, what would go through your mind in the middle of getting hot and heavy, and you see “this” covering your partner’s “sweet spot”?

[Probably NSFW]


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